GM started a new car line in Russia

Yesterday marked a special day in the history of the ex-flagship of the American auto industry GMC. As you probably already know GMC is closing down most of its operations in North America, moving it to Russia, - that's where GMC is building its new headquarters right now.

I am glad to announce that a new line of car was started yesterday at GM factory in Russia. This car was intentionally designed for Russians by our engineers as our people have quite different needs than Americans. Almost every Russian family has a kitchen garden where they grow their food, so during the weekend families go to rest there by cultivate the land. This tradition appeared during the USSR, as there was food deficiency at the stores. Of course, there is no need to grow vegetables right now, as we are exchanging oil for food. However, a lot of people still love this old tradition and organic vegetables, therefore to satisfy their requirements to have a regular car during weekday and an agricultural car during weekend the new GMC vehicle is uniquely adapted to the needs of the growing Russian auto market.

The truth about the first man on the Moon

We are going to open archive about Soviet Moon Program soon, codename "Moonrunner". As The Moon is no longer our strategic priority, because our scientists did not find any oil there. So this information is no longer valuable as it used to be, but there is still a lot of misconception, that is why these archived will be declassified. Therefore here is a small teaser of declassified "Moonrunner" archives: