Our KGB officer obtained the latest information about US nuclear weapon therefore I am going to disclose today the most powerful nuclear explosion made by US. A cutting-edge technology was implemented in this secret weapon therefore it has very dangerous and destructive effect within seconds or minutes of a nuclear detonation. We call this effect "Consumptive Radiation" because all people in the radius of 500 miles start to spend all money on the products they do not really need, live in credit they can not maintain as they forget what the saving account is and the consumption become the sense of their life.
Russian nuclear weapon is not so insidious. It is the old-fashioned way like this:
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Did you hear about the plans by the Americans to create a Mikey Mouse nuclear bomb? If exploded it projects an image of Mikey Mouse that could be seen from hundreds of kilometers away.
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